cat tales

Get it?!  Cat tales!  You don’t get it.

Also, it’s almost 7am and I’ve been awake for 2 hours.  I don’t know why.  I blame it on rap music and high fructose corn syrup.

Anyway, here’s a brief timeline of what we’ve been up to for the past two months.  I hope it will explain why we haven’t been posting very frequently:

Sometime in June: Adopted kitten.

Rest of June to Now: Played with kitten.

If you’re thinking, “Gosh, what an incredibly awful lifestyle choice,” you’d be correct, but also kind of a jerk.  That’s a horrible thing to think.  If you’re gonna think it, at least have the guts to comment anonymously on our blog post.  I was actually beginning to feel bad for neglecting our blog and spending time with Lilu (aforementioned kitten), but I don’t anymore, because you know why?  Because Lilu would never think such a thing about us.  Well, she might think it, but she certainly wouldn’t say it.  She might bring it up casually when she’s out with her cat friends…not in a, “OMG my owners are such idiots,” kinda way, but more of a, “Gosh, my owners are so selfless.  They sacrifice so much time and energy just to take care of me,” sorta way.  By now you should be feeling horrible about yourself, and with any luck, have completely forgotten about our 2 month hiatus.  Maybe next time you’ll think twice before letting me put words in your mouth.

Okay so here are the top 5 fun facts about Lilu:

She…

5.  Enjoys nestling between the celery and lettuce when I open the fridge.

4.  Likes to watch when one of us is in the shower (kinda creepy).

3.  Is on a mission to ensure that all of our picture frames are hanging unevenly.

2.  Poops in the toilet.

1.  Licks Lauren’s eyelids in the middle of the night.

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